Sunday, October 22, 2006

Who Rule This Planet: A Human Or A Dog ???

Ashish Saxena, my batchmate in IT-BHU had this affinity towards 'Dogs' and used to have a profound altercation with Anoop Pandey on "who is better, a cow or a dog?". I am fed up with the concept of cow and tried to dig out something about this specie, Dog.

It is said that God created the Earth and felt the need of sending someone with wisdom to rule this poor little planet. Hence he made humans who used their thinking ability to create some tools to rule this planet. But as I see it today a big debating question lies on the floor which is:

WHO ACTUALLY RULES THIS PLANET ?







A Human ->
Or A Dog ?? ->
What ? Didn't you get it ? Okay lemme explain how...

The explanation can be manyfolds and the point of a dog ruling this planet can be backed in literally any angle. What is all that is needed to declare someone a ruler of any place? Hmm... let's jot down some points:

1) You gotta be strong and have a good self-defence / offense that could be used against your enemy at the right time.




Don't you think that Dogs have one ;)?





Well... sometime you need to fight too for what you deserve :)

2) You should be free enough to do whatever you wanna do and no body should dare interrupt you in between.





Now... Do you have that much courage in you to do THAT in public ;) ?
3) Okay okay... somewhat you gotta be handsome and a 'person in ques' among opposite sex too ;).





Dogs DO HAVE some real gud looking creatures amongst themself too. Look at this fellow.. he has just asked his bitch GF "YO BABY!!! How are you doooiiiiing ;)"

4) You gotta have some fear of yourself in the eyes of enemies.





Dogs aren't behind in making their repo in this area too.
Now based on above explanations I am confused whether who is ruling this planet... is it really a human or a DOG doing this?

Comments are welcome :).

Enjoy
ArUn TaNgRi

8 comments:

Arun Tangri said...

ek bhi nahi... mein kuch campaigning free mein karta hoon :P:D

Arun Tangri said...

aisa hai .. hupp :P:D

Anonymous said...

hey bhagwan!one more devotee of dog! man! this is flabbergasting! aap hi banna next birth mein dog, and then rule the world, see its ur belief and u shd be ready for anything that ensues, like omniscient almighty god reading this blog! he wd surely like to experiment this on u, be ready for the meteor showers glowing the earth when the grandest of the grand , greatest of the great dogs, 'arun tangri' wd take birth on this sacred earth[of course next birth, hihi], he [oops , it!]wd rule the world and wd free the dispondent dogs from the clutches of merciless humans. best of luck bhaiya!
PS: i personally think that dogs cannot rule the world. and i m very happy that i hav got life as a human being who controls the whole world.

bachcha said...

u hv a point there!! ... but just as u know this earth is actually run by white mice, that are the most intelligent creatures on earth after which it is dolphins and no, humans are not the second most intelligent creatures they r the third or probably the fourth!

Arun Tangri said...
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Anonymous said...

I think it is neither dog nor the God! It is the nature that presented such a beautiful life and who rules whom is something debatable as in "Who's first egg or chick?"
But, I would certainly vote for human beings as everyone knows I am able to type because I am a human.:-)

-Kadali

Arun Tangri said...

@sowmya

ha ha... since i don't want to rule this planet I am happy being human only :P... on the other hand if you like this post then god may fullfill your wish hehe

@bachcha

hmm.. rite

@kadali

gr8 fundae.. but i'll still vote for dogs :P

Rahul said...

kutton ka sardaar kutton ka favor nahi karega to kiska karega :P hehe