Go Cow: Slogans, Pledges and Cow Geet

Hi All,

This post is dedicated to one of my pal here at ITBHU in my branch, Mr. Cow Pandey. Cow Pandey as his name suggests has completely dedicated his life to Cows, Cows and only Cows and that too Indian Cows and is working for cow's upliftment 24x7. Mind you he doesn't like American Cows :P. He is such a big cow lover that he eats 'goras' ice creams, praises 'gomutra' :P and cow dung's utility as the driving force for the bio-gas plant, loves soap made of cow dung :D (and I guess he actually use that too haha), plays with Cow babies (whatever they call it in english but he calls them bachiyaa (bachchda)) and says that he himself is a Cow in human skin and god knows what else. Here in this post are some slogans, pledges, Cow Adds, a Cow Geet etc etc whatever came to my mind writing this post made by me (With due respect to all religions and ppl ':)' ), inspired by Cow Pandey and helped by some of my friends and dedicated purely to this non-greedy Cow lover, Mr Cow Pandey. So here it goes:

Pledges

1. Mein Cow Pandey, apne poore hosho hawaas mein ye shapath leta hoon ki mein is desh ki tan, man aur than se seva karoonga.
2. Kutte, Kamine, Cow mein tera doodh pi jaoonga.
3. New pledge (after Ma Kasam): Cow kasam !

Slogans

1. Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare than mein hai, dekhna hai doodh kitna ab hamare than mein hai.
2. Go Cow Go !!!

Movie Dialogues & Adds

1.

Cow Pandey (CP): Kitne gwale the ?
Fellow Cow (FC): 2, sardar cow.
CP: Aur cows 3, fir bhi poora duha ke aa gayi ? Ka soch ke itna kam doodh diya, CP khus hoga, sabasi dega ? AAAAA THU.
FC: Sardar Cow, meine aapka doodh piya hai.
CP: To ab dibbe aur theli (plastic bag) ka doodh pi... dhichkiyaooon.

2.

Tandarusti ki raksha karta hai cow ka milk, cow pandey hai jahan tandarusti hai wahan. COW PANDEY tada !!!

Cow Geet (Read with original songs music ':)' )

Zara zara behekta hai, mehekta hai aaj to tera than badan,
Mein Pyasa hoon, mujhe pila de thoda saaaaaaa milk shilk !!

Zara zara behekta hai, mehekta hai aaj to tera than badan,
Mein Pyasa hoon, mujhe pila de thoda saaaaaaa milk shilk !!

Hai meri kasam tujhko cow sanam, door kahi naaa ja,
ye doori kehti hai milk to pila ja reeee !!

la la laaa lala la laaaaa......

Enjoy
ArUn TaNgRi